Avoid Cheap Blowjob Machines

I gotta be honest with you – It’s super tempting to buy one of the new cheap blowjob machines that seems to be flooding the marked in the recent years.

And I have done it on several occasions only to be completely disappointed by the performance and shitty quality.

My definition of a cheap bj machines is sub $70 which is well below most high-quality products.  

Oh, by the way if you’re reading this to find a good product then head over to our list of the best blowjob machines.

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Let’s take a look at a few of my recent purchases and why you should avoid it.

The Fox automatic blowjob machine

The Fox blowjob masturbator is fairly cheap at just $40 and made by the Weyes Group from UK, but mainly targeted the Chinese marked.

Features:

  • Switch between mouth and vagina
  • Adjustable suction cup
  • Vibrating
  • Erotic sounds (can be turned off)
fox blowjob machine

Testing it:

The inside sleeve of the Fox masturbator can be turned around with a mouth entrance on one end and a vagina on the other end. This is pretty cool but the way you do it is very hard and take a lot of time.

Switching between the two entrances reveals the vibrator bullet which is the smallest vibrator bullet that I’ve ever seen.

Using it was a bit of a struggle since it was way too tight to comfortably penetrate. Only by applying a large amount of lube and using a bit of force was I have to do it.

The soft TPE (skin material) feels okay and the quality is decent but the vibrating feeling was so subtle that it essentially useless.

I was however surprised by the suction cup which worked much better than I would have imagined.

My thought about the Fox Automatic blowjob machine

It’s amazing that they’ve managed to included so much with this product for such a low price. This does however affect the quality of the items and I had a feeling that a single drop on a bathroom floor would completely shatter it.

The headphones feel extremely cheap and the vibrator is so small that it barely could be felt.

The only thing that surprised me was the adjustable suction cup which is pretty good and held up nicely.

Overall, a bad-quality bj toy which is not even worth the super cheap price.

The UniMAT automatic blowjob machine

First off, I’ll just make it clear that I have no idea if it’s called UniMAT or if that’s just the brand name. All the information is in Chinese except for the name and a few specifications.

Features:

  • Thrusting motion
  • Erotic sounds (can be turned off)
  • Rechargeable with USB cable
  • Waterproof
  • Lots of settings to play with
unimat blowjob machine

Testing it:

This is clearly not made for the western marked in mind and the entrance was simply way too small for me to even penetrate it. I can however still judge the different features based on using two fingers.

The thrusting motor is a little weak but generally okay for most guys but the noise level is insane and I would never use it unless being alone in a house.

I personally don’t like to use the erotic sounds on these devices but much rather use the sound from the video I watch. It is however nice to get in the right mood if you don’t have access to adult videos. No headphones are included with the UniMAT but you do get a USB charging cable.

The inside sleeve is made in white TPE which is pretty soft but it felt like really bad quality and it could break at any moment. There are a lot of small nubs on the inside for extra stimulation which is nice.

My thought about the UniMAT Automatic blowjob machine

The UniMAT is seriously small and I would never recommend it to anybody with an average size penis or even well below average size.

The features a many and so are the weaknesses and it’s simply not worth the money it costs even if it’s only $50.

At that price point you’re much better off with a manual blowjob sex toy.

Overall, a cheap bj toy with lots of features that unfortunately is too low quality and too small.

But are there any good cheap blowjob machines?

I’ve personally never tried one but new technologies are always being worked on and we might perhaps see one in the very near future.

If you’re looking for a blowjob sex toy for a cheap price then you’re much better off with toys without any mechanical parts and batteries since those are the things that add a lot of costs.

avoid cheap blowjob machines

My final thoughts about cheap blowjob machines

We’re simply not at a point in time where you can get all the materials, motors, electronics, heaters, and batteries in order to make a good-quality and cheap bj toy.

If you find a new interesting cheap bj machine then feel free to hit me up at [email protected] and I would love to give it a try.

Right now, you best bet is so go for a manual toy or save up your hard-earned cash and get something that does suck (and not break).

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