Animal dildo guide 2022

Animal dildos have gained a lot of popularity in the last few years and the selection of different animal dildos has increased a lot.

You used to be able to buy horse dildos and that was it, but now you can get walrus or even seahorse dildos and many more exotic animals.

Below is a list of the most popular animal dildos with a recommendation of each type.

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Popular animal dildos

Horse dildos

It’s not surprisingly the most popular animal dildo and have been since the first one was made. Horses have been around humans for a long time and it’s a well-known fact that they have gigantic cocks!

A stallion is also a symbol of virility which further adds to fantasies about having sex with them.

I’ve made a guide to horse dildos if you wish to dive deep into this topic and perhaps you might just find the perfect horse dildo for your fantasy.

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The snorkel horse dildo

The Snorkel is a high-quality horse dildo from Mr. Hankey’s sex toys and it’s freaking gorgeous and massive! It’s handmade with the highest-quality silicone and you can make custom requests if you really want to make it personal to you.

You can buy it from mrhankeystoys.com by clicking on “Shop” then “Realistic” and find it on that page.

Dog dildos

Dogs are the second most popular style of animal dildos and it yet another animal that traditionally live close to humans.

Dogs are known as “man’s best friend” and it’s not a surprise that they are popular as a dildo variant.

You can find a guide to dog dildos here if you’re in to that sort of thing.

Oxballs Pit-Bull dildo

This is one beautiful black dog dildo with a knot 2/3 down the shaft made with pure platinum cured silicone of the best quality.

You can get this beauty from ÜberKinky and enjoy your dog fetish.

Cat dildos

Cat dildos are not the top of our list of animal dildos because there any that many options. There are only a few that I’ve come across and most of them are simple not worth your money and time.

ÜberKinky Platinum Pierce Tiger dildo

Wow, just wow! This is such a unique looking dildo with a ton of details and a super cool tiger tripe pattern. It is handmade with the best quality silicone so you’re going to pay a premium for it.

Rhino dildo

Rhinos are often associated with being brutal and big, which is a perfect combination when we’re talking dildos.

You’re not going to find a ton of options and the demand is very low, but it’s big enough for me to have dedicated an entire article to Rhino dildos. You can find it under Kinkycow’s guide to Rhino dildos and it has a list of 3 recommendations which give you a good selection of choices.

Of all the different animal dildos, the rhino dildo is perhaps the rawest of the bunch and it’s clearly shown in the naming of the different dildos.

The Horny Rhino dildo

The Horney Rhino dildo get my recommendation as the best of its kind, but it’s also quite the premium choice.

You can customize it in a wide range of ways so you get the perfect size for your liking.  

Walrus dildo

Walrus dildos is not something that most people search for when researching animal dildos, but there are a surprisingly large number of different walrus dildos.

They all have one thing in common and that’s their huge girth and overall size which will require a good warmup before use.

You can find more information about walrus dildos and find the best one if you wish to give it a try.

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I recommend “The Walrus”

The Walrus is a massive 12.5” long and super thick walrus dildo that becomes thicker towards the base.

It’s perfect for dildo sitting and you’re going to need a serious amount of lube to enjoy this beast.

Seahorse dildo

Okay we’re now one the edge of what you can call a subcategory of a dildo type, but a seahorse dildo is a thing due to one single dildo.

Yes, there is a single seahorse dildo with the simple name “Seahorse” made by Mr. Hankeys Toys. And the reason why it’s a thing is due to the absolute massive size that you can get this in!

It has simply become the benchmark of how big you can take it in the ass!

I’ve written an entire article about this truly crazy looking and freaking huge seahorse dildo.

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The Seahorse from Mr. Hankeys Toys

Please take a good look at the different size options before choosing one. They are all compared to a “normal” soda/beer can to give you an idea of the size.

Animal dildos that aren’t really animal dildos

What the hell do I even mean with that? Well, take a look at rabbit or butterfly dildos which are not even dildos but vibrators. The rabbit vibrator gets its name from the two “ears” that vibrates around your clitoris and the butterfly vibrator is a similar story.

I don’t know anyone who would look at a rabbit and think that its 1-inch cock would be super satisfying.

Other animal dildos that did not make the list

There are lots of other animal dildos that look like the same or for reason don’t have any interesting and good products in them. This might however change in the future and this article will be updated according to it.

Different animal dildos that did not make the list:

  • Wolf dildos – Almost the same as dog dildos but with a lot less products
  • Elephant dildo – They look like horse dildos

Is my animal fetish wrong?

No, there is nothing wrong with being attracted to other species and an animal dildo can be a great way to fore fill that fantasy.

Fantasies like that are often developed during the youth due and cement them self during adulthood.

Final thoughts about animal dildos

Animal dildos have come a long way but it’s still a bit of a grey zone when it comes to how people judge sex toys based on animals.

But the truth is that even pop culture buys in to the whole idea of sexualizing animal looks. This is often seen when young girls use bunny/cat ears and other animal features to appear more sexual attractive. There is however a huge gab between animal dildos and dressing up with animal features and I don’t think that these gabs are going away anytime soon.

You’re actually able to buy dildos with your favorite animal and fore fill your sexual fantasy which was not possible a few years back.

My advice for you if you have doubt in your mind about animal dildos is that you should just go for it! You only live once and it would be a shame to suppress your desire because of other people’s thoughts…    

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