Crazy Animal Dildos 2024

I’ve seen animal dildos gain a lot of popularity in the last few years. The selection of different animal dildos has increased a lot since I started working with sex toys over a decade ago.

You used to be able to buy horse dildos and that was it, but now you can get some crazy and exotic animal dildos.

Below is a list of the most popular animal dildos on Kinkycow with a recommendation for each type.

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Most Popular Animal Dildos:

Horse Dildos – Most Popular

It’s not surprising that the most popular one is the horse dildo and has been since the first one was made. Horses have been around humans for a long time and it’s a well-known fact that they have gigantic cocks!

A stallion is also a symbol of virility which further adds to fantasies about having sex with them.

I’ve made a guide to horse dildos if you wish to dive deep into this topic and perhaps you might just find the perfect horse dildo for your fantasy.

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Horse Dildo 2 From Mr. Hankey’s Toys

The Horse 2 is a high-quality horse dildo from Mr. Hankey’s sex toys and it’s freaking gorgeous! It’s handmade with the highest-quality silicone and you can make custom requests if you want to make it personal to you. You can choose from 8” (20 cm) to 15.5” (39cm) of insertable length in size, a wide range of colors, and firmness.

I would highly recommend getting it “Medium Firm” which I find is the perfect softness for a smooth penetration without it bending all over the place.

Check out Kinkycow’s guide to the best horse dildos if it’s out of your budget because it’s fairly expensive with a starting price of $135 (but well worth the price in my opinion).

You can buy it from mrhankeystoys.com by clicking on “Shop” then “Realistic” and finding it on that page.

Dog Dildos – Knot Dildos

Dogs are the second most popular style of animal dildos and it is yet another animal that traditionally lives close to humans.

Dogs are known as “man’s best friend” and it’s no surprise that they are popular as a dildo variant and sex position.

I’ve made a list of the best dog dildos if you want to get some more options in that category.

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Most Popular Dog Dildo

I know it’s kind of boring to just show animal dildos from one brand (there are others on this list), but that just shows how awesome Mr. Hankey’s dildos are.

You get the same customization options as the Horse 2 dildo but the dildo itself is smaller in length.

But make sure you check the girth of the knot on the shaft of it because it has a surprisingly large circumference which you might not be able to take.

You can buy it from mrhankeystoys.com by clicking on “Shop” then “Realistic” and finding it on that page.

Cat Dildos – Tiger Dildos

Cat dildos are not at the top of our list of animal dildos because there are not that many options. There are only a few that I’ve come across and most of them are simply not worth your money and time.

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Sabertooth Tiger Dildo

Wow, just wow! This is such a unique-looking dildo with a ton of details and a super cool tiger stripe pattern. Try to take a close look at the balls – Yep, that’s right there are no balls but a tiger paw which looks so good.

I love the bumpy shaft which curves near the base which gives it a unique feel when you use it.

Overall, a unique animal dildo with some nice features that I’ve never seen on any other dildo in my life, and I’ve seen a lot!

Rhino dildo

Rhinos are often associated with being brutal and big, which is a perfect combination when we’re talking dildos.

You’re not going to find a ton of options and the demand is very low, but it’s big enough for me to have dedicated an entire article to Rhino dildos. You can find it under Kinkycow’s guide the best Rhino dildos and it has a list of 3 recommendations that give you a good selection of choices.

Of all the different animal dildos, the rhino dildo is perhaps the rawest of the bunch and it’s clearly shown in the naming of the different dildos.

The Horny Rhino

The Horney Rhino dildo gets my recommendation as the best of its kind, but it’s also quite the premium choice and yes, I know it’s yet another Mr. Hankey’s dildo,

You can customize it in a wide range of ways so you get the perfect size for your liking if you like it big! The smallest version of the Horney Rhino has an insertable length of 8.25” (21cm) which is pretty nuts.

It both looks and feels like a bumpy dildo with a huge amount of foreskin which creates lots of stimulation when used.

Walrus Dildo

Walrus dildos are not something that most people search for when researching animal dildos, but there are a surprisingly large number of different walrus dildos.

They all have one thing in common and that’s their huge girth and overall size which will require a good warmup before use.

You can find more information about walrus dildos and find the best one if you wish to give it a try.

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Update: The Walrus is currently sold out ;(

The Walrus

The Walrus is a massive 12.5” long and super thick walrus dildo that becomes thicker towards the base.

It’s perfect for dildo sitting and you’re going to need a serious amount of lube to enjoy this beast.

Seahorse dildo

Okay, we’re now on the edge of what you can call a subcategory of a dildo type, but a seahorse dildo is a thing due to one single dildo.

Yes, there is a single seahorse dildo with the simple name “Seahorse” made by Mr. Hankeys Toys. And the reason why it’s a thing is due to the massive size that you can get this in!

It has simply become the benchmark of how big you can take it in the ass!

I’ve written an entire article about this truly crazy looking and freaking huge seahorse dildo.

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The Seahorse from Mr. Hankeys Toys

Please take a good look at the different size options before choosing one. They are all compared to a “normal” soda/beer can to give you an idea of the size.

Elephant Dildos

Yep, this list wouldn’t be complete without some type of elephant dildo, and I kind of fell in love with the Elephant Snout dildo from BigShocked. It looks like a mix between an elephant snout and a penis.

Its curved design makes it ideal for G/P-spot massage and the wrinkled texture feels pretty smooth compared to the Horny Rhino dildo.

Big Elephant Snout Dildo

Another great aspect of it is the price which is the first budget dildo on this list. The material quality is really good but it’s clear that they have cut some corners with the molding. But you can get it for just $48 which is like a 1/3 of the price of most of the animal dildos here.

You can select between 4 colors but only one size, it’s not insanely big but it still has an insertable length of 9.5” (24 cm).

Animal dildos that aren’t animal dildos

What the hell do I even mean by that? Well, take a look at rabbit or butterfly dildos which are not even dildos but vibrators. The rabbit vibrator gets its name from the two “ears” that vibrate around your clitoris and the butterfly vibrator is a similar story.

I don’t know anyone who would look at a rabbit and think that its 1-inch cock would be super satisfying which is why there are no “small” animal dildos.

Fantasy Animal Dildos

There are lots of other Fantasy animal dildos that look super cool and unique

Different fantasy animal dildos:

  • Werewolf dildos
  • Unicorn dildos
  • Phoenix dildos
  • Centaur dildos
  • Dragon dildos
  • Dinosaur dildos

Is my animal fetish wrong?

No, there is nothing wrong with being attracted to other species and an animal dildo can be a great way to fulfill that fantasy.

Fantasies like that are often developed during youth and cement themself during adulthood.

Final thoughts about animal dildos

Animal dildos have come a long way but it’s still a bit of a grey zone when it comes to how people judge sex toys based on animals.

But the truth is that even pop culture buys into the whole idea of sexualizing animal looks. This is often seen when young girls use bunny/cat ears and other animal features to appear more sexually attractive. There is however a huge gap between animal dildos and dressing up with animal features and I don’t think that these gaps are going away anytime soon.

You’re able to buy dildos with your favorite animal and fulfill your sexual fantasy which was not possible a few years back.

My advice for you if you have doubt in your mind about animal dildos is that you should just go for it! You only live once and it would be a shame to suppress your desire because of other people’s thoughts.

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