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Is it even possible to make your own prostate massager from simple items that you would normally have in your house?
Yes, many objects can be used or manipulated into the right shape as a DIY prostate massager.
But!
You have to be super careful with the stuff you use since it’s going inside your ass. I’ve made a few guides to other homemade sex toys but they all go outside your body which doesn’t require as much safety.
There is always the risk of things breaking in there and getting stuck. Or some things are not body safe and you might end up with a rash inside your ass…. not something I would want you to experience.
There are however a few options that meet most of the criteria for a great homemade prostate massager without the dangers.
Let’s look at some of the best homemade prostate massagers from household items.
A small teaspoon head has the perfect shape to massage your prostate without being too big to get in and out.
The ideal teaspoon design is:
There are a few downsides to using a metal spoon; the spoon head is quite large compared to the handle which can be a little uncomfortable when inserted, and the handle gets slippery when you get lube on which causes it to be hard to control.
Using carrots over cucumbers is simply a personal preference since a carrot is much firmer.
A cucumber must be very thick to be strong enough to be used as a homemade prostate massager.
The ideal carrot is:
Make sure you clean it beforehand to avoid getting soil in your ass and it also makes it a bit smoother.
Avoid using too many fresh carrots since they break more easily than the older ones.
The downside of using a carrot is that it’s hard to lube up since it slowly leaks water. The solution is to use more lubrication and reapply once in a while or you could put it in a condom and use it that way.
A bee’s wax candle has properties I look for when choosing a good DIY prostate massager.
You can also use non-bee’s wax candles but they can contain non-body-safe materials you don’t want to touch your inside. The solution is to put it in a condom if you choose that.
The ideal candle is:
Candles are a little soft and they can be curved into shape if you take your time and bend it slightly. This will make it much easier to massage your prostate.
Bee’s wax has another useful thing which is its antibacterial properties.
A good old-fashioned manual toothbrush can easily be manipulated into one heck of a homemade prostate massager.
There is just one problem and that’s that it’s a single-use product since bacteria will get stuck inside the part with the fibers.
The ideal toothbrush is:
You cut off the fibers with a knife as close to the toothbrush head as possible. You can bend the handle slightly by heating it with a lighter if it isn’t curved.
A toothbrush is made of body-safe materials and it’s very easy to lube up and be ready in no time. Simply insert it and use the back of the head to massage your prostate.
You can also use an electric toothbrush for your next homemade prostate toy, but it’s the same problem with bacteria as the normal toothbrush.
The ideal electric toothbrush is:
You can enjoy the vibrations from the motor in the electric toothbrush but it also comes with a risk of overheating since a prostate massage session lasts much longer than brushing your teeth.
You might be able to get a lot of new brush-heads so you can use it several times but it would simply not be worth buying more.
There are quite a few reasons why you would want to make your own prostate massager and that’s financial, privacy, and a sudden urge to massage your prostate without having any prostate toys.
You can get super cheap prostate massagers for as little as $10 and they will work a lot better than any of the homemade massagers. You don’t need a $250 prostate massager like the LELO Hugo 2 to make it work.
Sex toy companies are very aware of their customer’s privacy concerns and they go the extra mile to keep you as safe as possible. They will ship their products in unmarked boxes and you’ll get billed from a company with no correlation to any adult names.
The only reason why you should improvise and make your own prostate massager is if you find yourself with the urge to get that amazing P-orgasm but do not have any toys available.
I’ve written lots of prostate massager reviews and made a complete guide to prostate massagers in general.
All of the products that I’ve ever tested are much better than any of the homemade toys that you can make with household items.
You should seriously consider buying one before making your own. There is simply too much risk for a too-small reward for it to be worth it.
I hope you’ve become a little more educated on DIY P-spot massagers and I might even have led you away from making one yourself.
But don’t let it discourage you from exploring your body in new ways. Prostate massage is super fun and exciting to play with, it should never be risky to use sex toys.
As much as I love a P-orgasms it’s simply not worth hurting yourself for it!
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