Horse dildos are popular for several reasons, especially their huge size, but what else should I look for when buying my next one?
I’ve made a guide below with the best horse dildos for different styles of dildo play.
The list is based on over a decade of experience in the sex toy industry.
All the horse dildos are judged on their:
The Snorkel horse dildo is handcrafted by Hankey’s Toys and stands a massive 13.5 inches tall.
It’s made with platinum-cured silicone which is the best material for sex toys and you can select between 3 different colors and firmnesses.
You’re even able to mount this giant horse dildo in a strap-on harness with a wide 2.5/3-inch O-ring if you want to play stallion.
This is what you get:
Cons:
This is a beat of a dildo and one that’s going to require some training to master. The first ½ of it is quite manageable but gets thicker the further you go and will fill you up.
The head of the Snorkel has the classic round flat glans that a real stallion has.
I would personally choose medium firmness and avoid the soft one since it needs some firmness to be useful.
You’re going to love the quality of the Snorkel if you’re willing to spend the money on it.
I recommend the Snorkel if you’re after a realistic-looking horse dildo of the best quality.
* The link above leads to the front page of Mr. Hankey’s Toys, click the “Shop” and find the Snorkel.
This is the biggest and wildest dildo on this list and one that is more of a show-off sex toy compared to actual usefulness.
At 15.5-inches long it’s going to be bigger than 99.999% of the human population can handle!
It’s made of PVC which is not the best material, but it’s way cheaper compared to silicone.
This is what you get:
Cons:
Let’s be clear here, you’re not going to buy the Pony Boy and throw it in there. It’s going to be a process and a long one before you’re going to get anywhere near the base of it.
It does look sick and would be a real conversation starter (or stopper) if you have it on display at your house.
It would have been nice if it had more details on the dildo and made of silicone, but that would have tripled the price.
I recommend the Fuck Muscle Black Beauty Horse Dildo if you’re after a showstopper of a monster horse dildo.
Yep, why not include a Centaur dildo on this list? This is yet another beautiful creation from Mr. Hankey Toys and one with lots of fine details that will be felt all the way in.
A Centaur is a man with a horse’s body which in this case includes a giant Centaur cock.
You can get it in 4 sizes ranging between 9.75 inches of insertable length to 14.75 inches!
This is what you get:
Cons:
This is a super cool design that kind of embraces the idea of a mix between a man and a beast. You’re going to love the texture on the glans and shaft and feel every single vein and wrinkle as it works its way inside you.
You should pick the medium firmness and avoid the soft one as it will bend when pushed hard enough.
Hankey’s Toys are known for their amazing quality and premium materials and this Centaur dildo is no different.
I recommend the Centaur dildo if you want a lot of man and beast in you.
* The link above leads to the front page of Mr. Hankey’s Toys, simply click the “Shop” and find the Centaur dildo.
The Pegasus is a smaller dildo with the perfect shape for anal use. You can even buy it with an accessory hole which can be used to mount a suction cup or a vibrating bullet.
Adding the vibration is going to take your anal experience to a whole new level.
This is what you get:
Cons:
I loved testing the Pegasus horse dildo and it even fitted in my standard O-ring harness.
I recommend the Pegasus anal dildo if you want a horse-like anal dildo.
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The Hippocampus is a small horse dildo with a squirting feature that’s activated by pressing the included syringe.
You’re going to be able to enjoy 4.3-inches (11cm.) of the Hippocampus before you hit its balls.
There are 22 colors to choose from and they’re handmade once you order it. Take a look at the 3 “glow in the dark” colors if you wish to give it another exotic look.
This is what you get:
Cons:
I love the quality of the Hippocampus but I have a few complaints about the size and that there are no fake cum included. Why not include just a small bottle and raise the price by $5? That would make much more sense in my world.
And a bigger version would have been nice, 4.3-inches (11cm.) of insertable length is simply not enough.
I know I sound very disappointed in the Hippocampus but it’s still an amazing little horse dildo in an amazing quality.
I’ve written a complete guide to squirting dildos if you want to know more about them and get some other options.
I recommend the Hippocampus if you’re after a small squirting horse dildo.
If you’ve been around horses a few times you’ve properly seen how massive a stallion’s cock is. It’s natural to fantasize about things we see, it could be that hot guy/girl you saw that day or perhaps the other things that turn you on.
There are only a few countries where you can legally have sex with a horse, but there are much easier ways to enjoy your fantasy.
You can get a wide range of different fantasy horse dildos like:
So, there should be something for your special fantasy.
A: Dildos are made of a lot of different materials, but there is one that stands out as the best and that’s platinum-cured silicone. It’s also quite expensive, but it’s worth it in terms of feel and longevity.
A: Horse dildos are often huge so lube is essential (a lot of it), I always recommend a good thick water-based lube.
A: It depends on you and your level of training, but I would always warm up with smaller dildos and build up to that giant horse dildo.
A: It is legal in some countries to have sex with animals as long as no harm is done. Make sure you read and understand the laws that apply to you and your location before trying anything like that.
A: No, this is not the case. The problem with molding is that it takes time to cure and you’re not going to be able to do that precisely enough to make a good mold.
You can however find molded dildos after pornstars real cocks, I’ve included some of the in the guide to the best dildos here.
There are lots of different types of animal dildos and there is a proper one for your fetish. You can find more animal dildos here.
Horse dildos are very popular but the options are fairly limited for some unknown reason.
But some great ones are going to fill you up while you think about the virile stallion penetrating you.
Just make sure you can handle the size and remember to warm up before you go deep inside yourself.
You’re always welcome to contact me if you have any questions about horse dildos or any other sex toy-related questions.
I recommend the Snorkel if you’re after a realistic-looking horse dildo in the best quality.
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