The ultimate horse dildo guide 2021

Horse dildos are popular for a number of reasons especially their huge size, but what else should I look for when buying my next one?

I’ve made a guide below with the best horse dildos for different styles of dildo play.

The list is based on over a decade of experience in the sex toy industry.

All the horse dildos are judged on their:

  • Build-quality
  • Material choice
  • Realism
  • Price

Table of Contents

The best horse dildos

#1 The Snorkel horse dildo

The Snorkel horse dildo is handcrafted by Hankey’s Toys and stands a massive 13.5-inches tall.

It’s made with platinum cured silicone which is the best material for sex toys and you can select between 3 different colors and firmness’s.

You’re even able to mount this giant horse dildo in a strap-on harness with a wide 2.5/3-inch O-ring if you want to play stallion.

Snorkel horse dildo

This is what you get:

  • Handcrafted giant horse dildo
  • Made with the best materials
  • Works with strap-on
  • Firmness and color options

Cons:

  • Only one size available
  • A bit expensive

Snorkel conclusion

This is a beat of a dildo and one that’s going to require some training to master. The first ½ of it is quite manageable but it gets thicker the further you go and it’s going to fill you up.

The head of the Snorkel has the classic round flat glans that a real stallion has.

I would personally choose the medium firmness and avoid the soft one since it need some firmness to be useful.

You’re going to love the quality of the Snorkel if you’re willing to spend the money one it.

I recommend the Snorkel if you’re after a realistic looking horse dildo in the best quality.

* The link above leads to the front page of Mr. Hankey’s Toys, simply click the “Shop” and find the Snorkel.

#2 Pony Boy 17-inch monster horse dildo

This is the biggest and wildest dildo on this list and one that is more of a showoff sex toy compared to actual being usefulness.

At 17-inches long it’s going to be bigger than 99.999% of the human population can handle!

It’s made of PVC which is not the best material, but it’s way cheaper compared to silicone.

pony boy 17 inch horse dildo

This is what you get:

  • A monster 17-inch horse dildo
  • Looks super cool
  • Very cheap for the size

Cons:

  • Very few details on the head/shaft
  • Made with PVC

Pony Boy 17 conclusion

Let’s be clear here, you’re not going to buy the Pony Boy and just throw it in there. It’s going to be a process and a long one before you’re going to get anywhere near the base of it.

It does however look sick and would be a real conversation starter (or stopper) if you have it on display at your house. 

It would have been really nice if it had more details on the dildo and made of silicone, but that would have tripled the price.

I recommend the Pony Boy 17 if you’re after a showstopper of a monster horse dildo.

#3 Centaur dildo

Yep, why not include a Centaur dildo on this list? This is yet another beautiful creation from Mr. Hankey Toys and one with lots of fine details that going to be felt all the way in and out.

A Centaur is a man with a horse’s body which in this case includes a giant Centaur cock.

You can get it in 4 different sizes ranging between 9.75-inches of insertable length to 14.75-inches!

This is what you get:

  • Centaur dildo
  • Premium quality build
  • 4 Different sizes
  • Firmness and color options

Cons:

  • An even smaller option would be nice
  • Expensive

Centaur dildo conclusion

This is super cool design that kind of embraces the idea of a mix between a man and a beast. You’re going to love the texture on the glans and shaft and feel every single vein and wrinkle as it works its way inside you.

You should definitely pick the medium firmness and avoid the soft one as it will bend when pushed hard enough.

Hankey’s Toys are known for their amazing quality and premium materials and this Centaur dildo is no different.

I recommend the Centaur dildo if you want a lot of man and beast in you.

* The link above leads to the front page of Mr. Hankey’s Toys, simply click the “Shop” and find the Centaur dildo.

#4 Pegasus anal dildo

The Pegasus is a smaller dildo with the perfect shape for anal use. You can even buy it with an accessory hole which can be used to mount a suction cup or a vibrating bullet.

Adding the vibration is going to take your anal experience to a whole new level.

There are 22 colors to choose from and some are really cool that can glow in the dark.

Pegasus anal dildo

This is what you get:

  • 5-inch (14 cm.) horse anal dildo
  • Lots of color options
  • High-quality material
  • Handmade

Cons:

  • Only one size available
  • No suction cup by default

Pegasus conclusion

I really like the shape of the Pegasus dildo which makes for a really good anal toy. The color options are unbelievable and I’m pretty sure you’re going to find a color that you like.

I got a “Glow in the dark” version which is really nice and it looks amazing in a dark bedroom.

The vibrator that can go in the back of the Pegasus was sold out from the “Accessories” page so I can’t comment on that.

I recommend the Pegasus anal dildo if you want a horse-like anal dildo.

#5 Hippocampus squirting horse dildo

The Hippocampus is a small horse dildo with a squirting feature that’s activated by pressing the included syringe.

You’re going to be able to enjoy 4.3-inches (11cm.) of the Hippocampus before you hit its balls.

There are 22 colors to choose from and they’re handmade once you order it. Take a look at the 3 “glow in the dark” colors if you wish to give it another exotic look.

Hippocampus squirting horse dildo

This is what you get:

  • Squirting horse dildo
  • High-quality build
  • Select between 22 colors
  • Including syringe and tube

Cons:

  • A little too short
  • No fake cum included

Hippocampus conclusion

I really love the quality of the Hippocampus but I have a few complaints about the size and that there are no fake cum included. Why not included just a small bottle and raise the price by $5? That would make much more sense in my world.

And a bigger version would have been nice, 4.3-inches (11cm.) of insertable length is simply not enough.

I know I sound very disappointed in the Hippocampus but it’s still an amazing little horse dildo in an amazing quality.

I’ve written a complete guide to squirting dildos if you want to know more about them and get some other options.

I recommend the Hippocampus if you’re after a small squirting horse dildo.

The horse fantasies

If you’ve been around horses a few times you’ve properly seen how massive a stallion’s cock is. It’s natural to fantasies about things we see, it could be that hot guy/girl you saw that day or perhaps the other things that turn you on.

There are only a few countries where you can legally have sex with a horse, but there are much easier ways to enjoy your fantasy.

You can get a wide range of different fantasy horse dildos like:

  • Pegasus dildo
  • Centaur dildo
  • Unicorn dildo
  • Centaur

So, there should be something for your special fantasy.

FAQ

A: Dildos are made of a lot of different materials, but there is one that stands out as the best and that’s platinum cured silicone. It’s also quite expensive, but it’s worth it in terms of feel and longevity.

A: Horse dildos are often huge so lube is essential (a lot of it), I always recommend a good thick water-based lube.

A: It depends on you and your level of training, but I would always warm up with smaller dildos and build up to that giant horse dildo.

A: It is legal in some countries to have sex with animals as long as no harm is done. Make sure you read and understand the laws that apply to you and your location before trying anything like that.

A: No, this is not the case. The problem with molding is that it takes time to cure and you’re not going to be able to do that precisely enough to make a good mold. You can however find molded dildos after pornstars real cocks, I’ve included some of the in the guide to the best dildos here.

Final thought about horse dildos

Horse dildos are very popular but the options are fairly limited for some unknown reason.

But there are some great ones that’s going to fill you up while you thing about the virile stallion penetrating you.

Just make sure you can handle the size and remember to warm up before you go deep inside yourself.

You’re always welcome to contact me at staff@kinkycow.com if you got any questions about horse dildos or any other sex toy related questions.

I recommend the Snorkel if you’re after a realistic looking horse dildo in the best quality.