I’ve personally tested all the blowjob machines on the list below and ranked them according to their performance.
Update on May 2024: The Lelo F1S V2 has been removed from the 3rd spot and replaced by the new V3 version. The V3 version is such a large upgrade that it takes the first spot on this list.
Try to imagine getting the perfect blowjob whenever you feel like it – Sounds too good to be true?
Well, a few years ago it was, but the rate at which technology improves has made it possible to make affordable blowjob machines that can make that dream come true.
But not blowjob machines are created equally so I’ve put my decade of sex toy experience to good use and tested the most popular Auto blowjob machines.
This is what I judge the product on:
Let’s take a look at the best blowjob machines in this 2024 roundup.
LELO made the first F1S a few years ago and it was named “Development kit” and was more of a proof of concept. The second version was released a couple of years ago which was a huge improvement.
My biggest complaint with the old V2 was the small size and lack of options, this has been addressed now and you can get it in an XL version.
I just had an amazing time testing the new third version in XL and it’s freaking amazing!
It’s like nothing I’ve ever tried before and it kicks the Autoblow A.I. out of the first spot.
You can read my full review of the Lelo F1S V3 if you want more information about it before deciding what toy to get.
But I can’t recommend it enough, especially the A.I. mode in the app which uses a feedback sensor in the device to adjust the stimulation on the go.
Amazing stuff if you’re into breathtaking blowjobs whenever you feel like it.
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I recommend the LELO F1S V3 if you want the best blowjob machine.
The Autoblow A.I. takes the first spot on the list of the best automatic blowjob machines due to the quality of the blowjob that it delivers and the relatively cheap price.
No, it’s not the cheapest by any stretch of the imagination but you get a whole lot of blowjob action for your money with the Autoblow A.I.
The Autoblow A.I. is the 3rd version of a blowjob machine from Autoblow and it has a much more powerful motor compared to the first 2 versions. And guess what? It’s even more quiet when the competing products.
You can select between 10 different blowjob experiences that are all preprogrammed and ready to enjoy. You got the option to buy a VR headset (for your phone) which makes your blowjob experience feel even more realistic.
It’s very powerful which would simply not work with batteries which is why it plugs right into a power outlet. This might be a no-go for some users but it’s simply the only way right now to get amazing blowjobs with both sucking, stroking, and vibrating.
Update: Lelo just proved that it’s possible to do with a battery-only device!
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I recommend the Autoblow A.I. if you want an amazing blowjob machine for a fair price.
The Fleshlight Turbo is Fleshlights newest blowjob masturbator and paired up with the Universal Launch makes for a super powerful blowjob machine.
It’s ideal if you already own other Fleshlights or wish to get into the Fleshlight ecosystem. The Universal Launch does work with the Fleshlight Girls series and all the older versions if you still love their old stuff.
It might look complicated compared to some of the other sex toys on this list but it’s fairly straightforward to use. Simply strap the Fleshlight Turbo in the Launch, lube up and you’re ready to rock and roll.
The included phone holder is a nice touch that’s super handy and works surprisingly well.
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I recommend the Universal Launch with the Fleshlight Turbo if you wish to buy into the Fleshlight ecosystem.
The Hummer Plus is a super powerful blowjob machine that uses a unique setup to deliver great hands-free blowjobs to you.
Its real name is Hummer 2.0 but I suspect that the marketing team behind it wishes that they have chosen another name to avoid confusion with the Hummer 2.0 car. There are however a few similarities between the two and that’s the massive size and the large amount of power it has.
The entire setup contains the main pumping/power unit, the vibrating sleeve, and a remote control. The vibrating sleeve can be pulled off and used as a manual blowjob toy which is super nice, this does also make it a whole lot easier to clean and handle.
You’re going to love the amazing blowjobs this thing can deliver, but you have to spend $450 to get them.
If you travel a lot and want to bring your favorite men’s sex toy then this is a great toy for you.
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I recommend Hummer Plus if you want a super powerful auto blowjob toy at home and the ability to bring the sleeve itself when you travel.
The Lovense Max 2 is not strictly a blowjob machine but is sold more like a general male masturbator. But the feeling and stimulation it provides feel much more like getting a blowjob compared to penetration sex.
One cool thing about the Lovense Max 2 is that you can control it through an app and not just from a phone connected to the Max 2 through Bluetooth but long distance through the internet. It’s a great way to stay intimate in a long-distance relationship.
Just to be clear, no you’re not getting the most powerful blowjob machine ever and many toys give you a better blowjob, but you’re getting a relatively cheap bj toy with lots of cool features.
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I recommend the Lovense Max 2 if you’re after a long-distance blowjob machine to stay intimate.
The Roboblow blowjob machine from ZOLO is one feature-rich powerhouse that’s plugged directly into the power grid.
You’re going to enjoy a much more powerful blowjob experience for your entire cock. The build it warmer is super nice and it makes it feel so much better and more realistic to use compared to penetrating a cold hole. The heating feature also makes it very easy to dry once you’re done cleaning it.
You can switch between the 2 different sleeves that have different textures which gives you two unique blowjob experiences.
Connect your Bluetooth headphones to the ZOLO Roboblow and hear erotic sounds that follow the rhythm of the blowjob.
You’re never running out of power with it due to the power cable which is a huge problem for the battery powered devices.
It is however quite big and requires a power outlet to work, but these are both things I can live with due to the amazing performance.
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I recommend the ZOLO Roboblow if you want a full-shaft blowjob machine and don’t care much about the cost.
The Milker does not look like any other auto blowjob toy with its industrial design and massive size. It screams power and performance which is only amplified by the massive price tag of $600!!!
It works by creating a strong vacuum in the stroker tube that pulls your cock in and then releases it, this cycle is repeated quickly and gives the feeling of getting a blowjob.
I wish that they’d included some more features in this beast, there is so much potential with all the power and space.
You get two different-sized stroker tubes with The Milker, one 9” long for a full cock blowjob and a short 3” for your glans. The small one can be used for nipple or clitoris play and they can both be used at the same time if you and your sex partner wish.
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I recommend The Milker if you for some reason only wish vacuum pulsing in your blowjob toy and have lots of money to spend.
There are other BJ toys based on pornstars but this is the first that has been molded after one and it looks pretty damn nice.
You can see all the small details on the lips and around the mouth which adds to the realism. It even works with the Kiiroo Keon which will stroke turn it into an automatic BJ toy and the Power Blow which adds automatic suction.
The overall quality is pretty damn nice and you don’t need all the expensive accessories for a good blowjob experience.
You can read my full Victoria June BJ toy review and maybe learn a little trick or two to improve your masturbation game.
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I recommend the Victoria June Mouth if you’re after a realistic manual BJ toy that can improve your masturbation game.
There are several important things to look for when you’re looking for a blowjob machine sex toy and that’s:
Yes, lube is very important, and getting the right kind will increase your feeling massively. A dry hole is not a very pleasant feeling and a blowjob should be even more wet to make it feel realistic.
There are quite a few different sex toy lubrication products with their own unique properties but you should stick to the water-based lubes.
A thick water-based lube is the most desirable kind but a thin water-based will also work but you might need to reapply during masturbation.
You mustn’t overuse it which can completely remove all the feeling of texture inside the blowjob machine.
How to get the ideal amount of lube:
Pro tip – Preheat your lube to avoid a cold shock and make the feeling more realistic. This can be done by submerging your lube bottle in warm tap water.
There are a wide range of blowjob toys that range in price and size so there should be something for everybody. Automatic blowjob machines do cost quite a bit of money and it might not be the ideal product for you.
If you’re low on funds then get yourself one of the manual blowjob toys that cost significantly less than their automatic counterparts.
On the other hand, there is the more end which is the blowjob sex doll which will set you back $1500 or more. I’m not going to give you all the details since there is so much to sex dolls but I would recommend you read my guide to blowjob sex dolls if you’re interested in that.
A: The Autoblow AI. has a really quiet motor but none of the blowjob machines are noiseless and it’s going to be a while before we see anything close to that.
A: You’re plain out of luck if your girth is bigger than 7 inches. This is something that should and is being worked on.
You do however still have the manual blowjob toy options which work for all sizes and shapes.
A: Some of the models have removable sleeves that you can preheat under warm water while others don’t. You can use a USB pocket pussy heater if that’s the case.
A: This is entirely up to your needs, if you need a portable auto blowjob toy then you need one of the battery-driven ones.
They are however less powerful and you need to keep an eye on the battery indicator so it won’t run dry mid-session.
I personally love the ones that you plugin because they simply deliver a better blowjob experience without worrying about how much battery there is left.
Update: The new Lelo F1S V3 sets a new standard when it comes to battery-driven BJ toys.
A: No, it’s as simple as that. Blowjob machines require a lot of parts and a whole lot of research and you’re simply getting a piece of trash if you go that cheap!
You’re much better off getting a cheap manual blowjob toy that doesn’t have any costly moving parts that will break after a single blowjob.
Save your money until you can get a proper toy and use your hands while you do that.
A: Great question, the next wave of high-end blowjob machines is most likely going to be using machine learning to teach your toys to follow the rhythm of video content.
Imagine this – You put on your VR set and lube up your auto bj toy, your VR set and your bj toy connect and the toy will give you a blowjob similar to the one that you watch.
This is at least what I think is going on behind the scenes of the sex toy world. There is no timeline for these next-gen sex toys so I would just grab one right now and enjoy the automatic blowjob toys that we already got.
I gotta be honest with you – It’s super tempting to buy one of the new cheap blowjob machines that seem to be flooding the market in recent years.
And I have done it on several occasions only to be completely disappointed by the performance and shitty quality.
My definition of cheap bj machines is sub $70 which is well below most high-quality products.
Let’s take a look at a few of my recent purchases and why you should avoid them.
The Fox blowjob masturbator is fairly cheap at just $40 and made by the Weyes Group from the UK, but mainly targeted the Chinese market.
The inside sleeve of the Fox masturbator can be turned around with a mouth entrance on one end and a vagina on the other end. This is pretty cool but the way you do it is very hard and takes a lot of time.
Switching between the two entrances reveals the vibrator bullet which is the smallest vibrator bullet that I’ve ever seen.
Using it was a bit of a struggle since it was way too tight to comfortably penetrate. Only by applying a large amount of lube and using a bit of force did I have to do it.
The soft TPE (skin material) feels okay and the quality is decent but the vibrating feeling was so subtle that it is essentially useless.
I was however surprised by the suction cup which worked much better than I would have imagined.
Amazingly, they’ve managed to include so much with this product for such a low price. This does however affect the quality of the items and I had a feeling that a single drop on a bathroom floor would completely shatter it.
The headphones feel extremely cheap and the vibrator is so small that it barely could be felt.
The only thing that surprised me was the adjustable suction cup which is pretty good and held up nicely.
Overall, a bad-quality BJ toy that is not even worth the super cheap price.
First off, I’ll just make it clear that I have no idea if it’s called UniMAT or if that’s just the brand name. All the information is in Chinese except for the name and a few specifications.
This is not made with the western market in mind and the entrance was simply way too small for me to even penetrate it. I can however still judge the different features based on using two fingers.
The thrusting motor is a little weak but generally okay for most guys but the noise level is insane and I would never use it unless I am alone in a house.
I personally don’t like to use the erotic sounds on these devices but much rather use the sound from the video I watch. It is however nice to get in the right mood if you don’t have access to adult videos. No headphones are included with the UniMAT but you do get a USB charging cable.
The inside sleeve is made in white TPE which is pretty soft but it felt like really bad quality and it could break at any moment. There are a lot of small nubs on the inside for extra stimulation which is nice.
The UniMAT is seriously small and I would never recommend it to anybody with an average size penis or even well below average size.
The features a many and so are the weaknesses and it’s simply not worth the money it costs even if it’s only $50.
At that price point, you’re much better off with a manual blowjob masturbator.
Overall, a cheap BJ toy with lots of features that unfortunately is too low quality and too small.
Blowjob machines have come a long way from the first janky models that broke as soon as you looked at them to the high-tech new models that feel like the real deal.
It is however clear that there is a way to go before you can buy a small, effective, and cheap blowjob machine. We are simply not there yet and you have to make compromises on either the quality of the blowjob or the size and price.
But we are at a point where I comfortably can recommend blowjob machines that will deliver great blowjobs at a fair price.
I personally recommend the Lelo F1S V3 if you want a good blowjob machine for a fair price.
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2 Responses
Damn I should have seen this article before going on a spending spree on Alixpress 🙁
I just wasted $150 on 4 toys and they are utterly useless….
I guess there is no way around the high price.
Hi
Yeah, I know it’s a bummer. I’ve spent way too much on cheap sex toys only to be completely let down by the quality and performance.
Best regards,