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Try imagine getting the perfect blowjob whenever you feel like it – Sounds too good to be true?
Well, a few years ago it was, but the rate at which technology improves has made it possible to make affordable blowjob machines that can make that dream come true.
But not blowjob machines are created equally so I’ve put my decade of sex toy experience to good use and tested the most popular Auto blowjob machines.
This is what I judge the product on:
Let’s take a look at the best blowjob machines in this 2021 roundup.
The Autoblow A.I. takes the first spot on the list of the best automatic blowjob machines due to the quality of the blowjob that it delivers and the relatively cheap price.
No, it’s not the cheapest by any stretch of the imagination but you get a whole lot of blowjob action for your money with the Autoblow A.I.
The Autoblow A.I. is the 3rd version of a blowjob machine from Autoblow and it has a much more powerful motor compared to the first 2 versions. And guess what? It’s even more quiet when the competing products.
You can select between 10 different blowjob experiences that are all preprogrammed and ready to enjoy. You got the option to buy a VR headset (for your phone) which makes your blowjob experience feel even more realistic.
It’s very powerful which would simply not work with batteries which is why it plugs right into a power outlet. This might be a no go for some users but it’s simply the only way right now to get amazing blowjobs with both sucking, stroking, and vibrating.
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I recommend the Autoblow A.I. if you want an amazing blowjob machine for a fair price.
The Roboblow blowjob machine from ZOLO is one feature rich powerhouse that’s plugged directly to the power grid.
You’re going to enjoy a much more powerful blowjob experience for your entire cock. The build it warmer is super nice and it makes it feel so much better and more realistic to use compared to penetrating a cold hole. The heating feature does also make it very easy to dry once you’re done cleaning it.
You can switch between the 2 different sleeves that has different textures which give you two unique blowjob experiences.
Connect your Bluetooth headphones to the ZOLO Roboblow and hear erotic sounds that follow the rhythm of the blowjob.
You’re never running out of power with it due to the power cable which is a huge problem for the battery powered devices.
It is however quite big and require a power outlet in order to work, but these are both things I can live with due to the amazing performance.
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I recommend the ZOLO Roboblow if you want the best blowjob machine and don’t care much about the cost.
LELO made the first F1S a few years ago and it was named “Development kit” and was more of a proof of concept. Now we’re finally able to enjoy the second version which is the first official version which is a result of all the testing and data form the first version.
LELO is known for their ultra-high-quality (and high price) and the F1S V2 delivers on that aspect. The V2 has doubled the power of the first model which was one of the main complaints about the first model.
It uses two technologies to stimulate you – the first is vibrating which is what you would normally find in a device like this, but the second is sonic wave stimulation. This is a truly unique feature that was introduced into clitoris stimulation sex toys and have now made the jump to male masturbators.
Let’s imagine getting a normal blowjob where the mouth and tongue stimulates all the nerve ends on your penis, now imagine the same but include all the nerves inside your penis at the same time.
This is what the sonic waves from the LELO F1S V2 does to you!
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I recommend the LELO F1S V2 if you want the best portable blowjob machine.
The Fleshlight Turbo is Fleshlights newest blowjob masturbator and paired up with the Universal Launch makes for a super powerful blowjob machine.
It’s ideal if you already own other Fleshlights or wish to get into the Fleshlight ecosystem. The Universal Launch does work with the Fleshlight Girls series and all the older versions if you still love their old stuff.
It might look complicated compared to some of the other sex toys on this list but it’s fairly straight forward to use. Simply strap the Fleshlight Turbo in the Launch, lube up and you’re ready to rock and roll.
The included phone holder it a nice touch that’s super handy and works surprisingly well.
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I recommend the Universal Launch with the Fleshlight Turbo if you wish to buy into the Fleshlight ecosystem.
The Hummer Plus is a super powerful blowjob machine that uses a unique setup to deliver great handsfree blowjobs to you.
Its real name is Hummer 2.0 but I suspect that the marketing team behind it wish that they have chosen another name to avoid confusion with the Hummer 2.0 car. There are however a few similarities between the two and that’s the massive size and the large amount of power it has.
The entire setup contains the main pumping/power unit, the vibrating sleeve, and a remote-control. The vibrating sleeve can be pulled off and used as a manual blowjob toy which is super nice, this does also make it a whole lot easier to clean and handle.
You’re going to love the amazing blowjobs this thing can deliver, but you have to spend $450 to get them.
If you travel a lot and want to bring your favorite men’s sex toy then this is a great toy for you.
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I recommend Hummer Plus if you want a super powerful auto blowjob toy at home and the ability to bring the sleeve itself when you travel.
The Lovense Max 2 is not strictly a blowjob machine but sold more like a general male masturbator. But the feeling and stimulation it provides feels much more like getting a blowjob compared to penetration sex.
One cool thing about the Lovense Max 2 is that you can control it through an app and not just from a phone connected to the Max 2 through Bluetooth but long distance though the internet. It’s a great way to stay intimate in a long-distance relationship.
Just to be clear, no you’re not getting the most powerful blowjob machine ever and there are many toys that gives you a better blowjob, but you’re getting a relatively cheap bj toy with lots of cool features.
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I recommend the Lovense Max 2 if you’re after a long-distance blowjob machine to stay intimate.
The Milker does not look like any other auto blowjob toy with its industrial design and massive size. It screams power and performance which is only amplified by the massive price tag of $600!!!
It works by creating a strong vacuum in the stroker tube that pulls your cock in and then releases it, this cycle is repeated quickly and gives the feeling of getting a blowjob.
I really wish that they’ve included some more features into this beast, there is so much potential with all the power and space.
You get two different sized stroker tubes with The Milker, one 9” long for a full cock blowjob and a short 3” for your glans. The small one can be used for nipple or clitoris play and they can both be used at the same time if you and your sex partner wish.
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I recommend The Milker if you for some reason only wish vacuum pulsing in your blowjob toy and have lots of money to spend.
There are several important things to look for when you’re looking for a blowjob machine sex toy and that’s:
Yes, lube is very important and getting the right kind will increase your feeling massively. A dry hole is not a very pleasant feeling and a blowjob should be even more wet to make it feel realistic.
There are quite a few different sex toy lubrication products with their own unique properties but you should stick to the water-based lubes.
A thick water-based lube is the most desirable kind but a thin water-based will also work but you might need to reapply during masturbation.
It’s important that you don’t over use it which can completely remove all the feeling of texture inside the blowjob machine.
How to get the ideal amount of lube:
Pro tip – Preheat your lube to avoid a cold shock and make the feeling more realistic. This can be done by submerging you lube bottle in warm tap water.
There are a wide range of blowjob toys that range in price and size so there should be something for everybody. Automatic blowjob machines do cost quite a bit of money and it might not be the ideal product for you.
If you’re low on funds then get yourself one of the manual blowjob toys that cost significantly less than their automatic counterparts.
On the other hand, there is the more extreme end which is the blowjob sex doll which will set you back $1500 or more. I’m not going to give you all the details since there are so much to sex dolls but I would recommend you reading my guide to blowjob sex dolls if you’re interested in that.
A: The Autoblow A.I has a really quiet motor but none of the blowjob machines are noiseless and it’s going to be a while before we see anything close to that.
A: You’re plain out of luck if your girth is bigger than 7-inches. This is something that should and is being worked on. You do however still have the manual blowjob toy options which works for all sizes and shapes.
A: Some of the models have removable sleeves that you can preheat under warm water while other don’t. You can use a USB pocket pussy heater if that’s the case.
A: This is entirely up to your needs, if you need a portable auto blowjob toy then you need one of the battery driven ones. They are however less powerful and you need to keep an eye on the battery indicator so it won’t run dry mid-session. I personally love the ones that you plugin because they simply deliver a better blowjob experience without worrying about how much battery there is left.
A: No, it’s as simple as that. Blowjob machines require a lot of parts and a whole lot of research and you’re simply getting a piece of trash if you go that cheap!
You’re much better off getting a cheap manual blowjob toy that don’t have any costly moving parts that will break after a single blowjob.
Save your money until you can get a proper toy and use your hands while you do that.
A: Great question, the next wave of high-end blowjob machines it most likely going to be using machine leaning to teach your toys to follow the rhythm of video content. Imagine this – You put on your VR set and lube up your auto bj toy, your VR set and your bj toy connects to each other and the toy will give you a blowjob similar to the one that you watch.
This is at least what I think is going on behind the scene of the sex toy world. There is no timeline for these next gen sex toys so I would just grab one right now and enjoy the automatic blowjob toys that we already got.
I gotta be honest with you – It’s super tempting to buy one of the new cheap blowjob machines that seems to be flooding the marked in the recent years.
And I have done it on several occasions only to be completely disappointed by the performance and shitty quality.
My definition of a cheap bj machines is sub $70 which is well below most high-quality products.
Let’s take a look at a few of my recent purchases and why you should avoid it.
The Fox blowjob masturbator is fairly cheap at just $40 and made by the Weyes Group from UK, but mainly targeted the Chinese marked.
The inside sleeve of the Fox masturbator can be turned around with a mouth entrance on one end and a vagina on the other end. This is pretty cool but the way you do it is very hard and take a lot of time.
Switching between the two entrances reveals the vibrator bullet which is the smallest vibrator bullet that I’ve ever seen.
Using it was a bit of a struggle since it was way too tight to comfortably penetrate. Only by applying a large amount of lube and using a bit of force was I have to do it.
The soft TPE (skin material) feels okay and the quality is decent but the vibrating feeling was so subtle that it essentially useless.
I was however surprised by the suction cup which worked much better than I would have imagined.
It’s amazing that they’ve managed to included so much with this product for such a low price. This does however affect the quality of the items and I had a feeling that a single drop on a bathroom floor would completely shatter it.
The headphones feel extremely cheap and the vibrator is so small that it barely could be felt.
The only thing that surprised me was the adjustable suction cup which is pretty good and held up nicely.
Overall, a bad-quality bj toy which is not even worth the super cheap price.
First off, I’ll just make it clear that I have no idea if it’s called UniMAT or if that’s just the brand name. All the information is in Chinese except for the name and a few specifications.
This is clearly not made for the western marked in mind and the entrance was simply way too small for me to even penetrate it. I can however still judge the different features based on using two fingers.
The thrusting motor is a little weak but generally okay for most guys but the noise level is insane and I would never use it unless being alone in a house.
I personally don’t like to use the erotic sounds on these devices but much rather use the sound from the video I watch. It is however nice to get in the right mood if you don’t have access to adult videos. No headphones are included with the UniMAT but you do get a USB charging cable.
The inside sleeve is made in white TPE which is pretty soft but it felt like really bad quality and it could break at any moment. There are a lot of small nubs on the inside for extra stimulation which is nice.
The UniMAT is seriously small and I would never recommend it to anybody with an average size penis or even well below average size.
The features a many and so are the weaknesses and it’s simply not worth the money it costs even if it’s only $50.
At that price point you’re much better off with a manual blowjob sex toy.
Overall, a cheap bj toy with lots of features that unfortunately is too low quality and too small.
Blowjob machines have come a long way from the first janky models that broke as soon as you looked at them to the high-tech new models that feels like the real deal.
It is however clear that there is a way to go before you can buy a small, effective, and cheap blowjob machine. We are simply not there yet and you have to make compromises on either the quality of the blowjob or the size and price.
But we are at a point where I comfortably can recommend you blowjob machines that will deliver great blowjobs at a fair price.
I personally recommend you the Autoblow A.I if you want a good blowjob machine for a fair price.
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