Packer Dildos Reviewed and Tested 2024

A packer dildo is an easy and cheap way to make it appear like you have a penis. It can be a real confidence booster if you’re undergoing a FTM transformation.

I’ve helped find the right products for a lot of users in the last 12 years in the sex toy world and I’m here to help you.

Easy Squeezy

$ 20
  • Very cheap
  • Very soft and comfortable
  • Realistic looking
Budget

Pierre Packer

$ 55
  • Very realistic looking
  • 6 Color options
  • Durable silicone

Mr. Right FtM Packer

$ 75
  • High-level of details
  • Made with silicone
  • Very realistic looking
Premium

All the dildos for packing have been rated according to their quality, realistic feel, and look. You can find more information about each dildo below and even more options if you haven’t found the right one for you.

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What is the Best Packer Dildo?

#1 Lovehoney Easy Squeezy Soft Packer – Best Budget Option

The Easy Squeezy from Lovehoney is a very soft packer penis that’s made in very skin-like TPE. You can get it in a 4-inch (10cm), 6-inch (15cm), and an 8-inch (20cm) version, all of which are available in 3 color options.

What I like about it:

  • Super soft and skin-like material
  • Available in 4, 6, and 8-inches
  • 3 Color options
  • Very cheap
  • Realistic looking and feeling

What I don’t like about it:

  • It would be nice with a pack and play version
  • TPE is not as durable as silicone

What I Think About the Easy Squeezy

I absolutely love the Easy Squeezy which lives 100% up to its name of being easy to squeeze. The TPE it’s made of feels so nice to the touch and I found it easy to wear for long periods without any discomfort.

I’ve linked to the 6-inch version below because I found it perfect in size and so do most buyers.

I recommend the Easy Squeezy if you want to best packer dildo for your money.

#2 Pierre Packer

The Pierre Packer is a handmade silicone packer dildo from FtM Essentials and it is made in a large 5.25-inch (13.3cm) version and a small 4-inch (10cm) version.

You can get the small and large dildo in 4 different skin tones and the large version is also available in blue and purple if you want to go crazy.

pierre packer dildo

What I like about it:

  • Very high-quality silicone
  • Handmade
  • Comes in a small and larger version
  • 4 Skin tone options + purple and blue
  • Very realistic looking and feeling

What I don’t like about it:

  • The silicone adds quite a bit of firmness
  • It’s fairly expensive compared to the TPE versions

What I Think About the Pierre Packer

The Pierre Packer from FtM Essentials is one of my favorite Packer dildos. It’s fairly expensive compared to the Easy Squeezy and the sole reason why it’s in the second spot on this list.

I like that it’s made of silicone which is super durable and body-safe but it does add a bit of firmness and quite a lot of cost. It’s a very soft silicone blend that sits nicely against your skin.

If you’re after a silicone packer dildo then look no further the Pierre Packer should be your number one choice.

I recommend the Pierre Packer if you want a handmade packing dildo made of silicone.

#3 Mr. Right FTM Packer – Best Premium Option

Mr. Right from Vixen Creations takes the third spot on the list of the best packing dildos. It’s quite an expensive packer and costs even more compared to the Pierre Packer. It has a lot of things in common with the Pierre Packer like being made of high-quality silicone and a high level of detail.

It’s only available in one color at the time of writing but the other colors could get back in stock at any moment.

vixen mr right ftm packer

What I like about it:

  • Very realistic looking packer
  • Made with high-quality silicone
  • Very easy to keep clean
  • Very durable

What I don’t like about it:

  • It’s expensive
  • A little too firm for my liking
  • Its longer than stated on the website

What I Think About the Mr. Right FTM Packer

Vixen Creations is known for its great quality silicone sex toys and the Mr. Right FtM Packer fits perfectly into that description.

It’s not a problem for me but the packer is longer than advertised on Uberkinky.com which could be a problem for some. It might just be that ÜberKinky has written the wrong measurements.

I personally love the feeling of the silicone but it’s a little firm for packing all day and I found it better to only use it when I’m out.

I recommend the Mr. Right FtM Packer if you’re after a very realistic-looking packer dildo.

#4 Blush Super-Flexible Packing Dildo

The X5 from Blush Novelties is a flexible dildo that can hang down as a packer or bend up/out and work as a dildo for penetration.

It’s made of a special skin-like rubber that’s temperature responsive and feels like a real penis.

What I like about it:

  • Works for both packing and playing
  • Very cheap

What I don’t like about it:

  • It’s a little too firm for comfortable all-day packing
  • Not that detailed and realistic

What I Think About the Blush Packing Dildo

I’ve included the Blush pack-and-play dildo because it’s so God damn cheap for such a toy. It’s not the greatest at packing or penetration but it’s a beginner-friendly toy that lets you experience the flexibility of some of the more advanced packers.

I recommend the Blush flexible dildo if you’re after a cheap pack-and-play dildo.

#5 Mr. Limpy Fleshone

The Mr. Limpy from Fleshlight is made of the same super soft and skin-like materials that they use in their Fleshlights that they are mostly known for.

There are 3 available sizes which do cost a little more the bigger you go but they are all priced fairly low.

What I like about it:

  • Very squeezy and soft to play with
  • Realistic feeling to the touch
  • Lots of realistic details on the head, shaft, and balls

What I don’t like about it:

  • It’s only available in one color
  • The material is like a dust and dirt magnet
  • It does get a little sticky

What I Think About the Mr. Limpy

Mr. Limpy sits in the last spot on this list but it’s still an amazing packer that’s going to rock your world.

It does suffer from some of the same problems as Fleshlights do and that’s that they pick up a lot of dust and it does get sticky after cleaning it.

You can get around this by powdering your Mr. Limpy with corn starch after cleaning and drying it. Not a lot just a tiny bit, this will keep it like new and prolong its lifespan.

I recommend Mr. Limpy if you want a very soft light skin colored packing dildo.

What’s the Difference Between a Packer Dildo and a Pack-and-Play Dildo?

A packer dildo is meant to be worn and not used like a penis. It will give the appearance of having a large penis (or simply just a penis) but not the function of a penis.

A pack-and-play dildo is a dildo that can be used as a packer but turned into a useable dildo for penetration if needed. This special feature requires some kind of bendable rod in the center of the dildo which can hold its shape so it can be used for sex.

You can find the best pack-and-play dildos here if you wish to go that route. Or you can read more about regular dildos here.

FAQ:

A: A Packer dildo is a flaccid dildo that can be placed in your pants to look like a penis bulge. 

A: No, a packer is not made for penetration but you can get specially designed products that work as both a packer and a penetration dildo. You can find more information in our guide about the best pack-and-play dildos.

A: You can wear most packer dildoes right on your skin under your underwear, you can also use a strap-on harness or a set of strap-on underwear.

A: The trick to a real feeling flaccid dildo is the softness and that’s not easy to get right.

I would normally always recommend silicone sex toys but a packer is not meant for penetration and therefore doesn’t fall in that category so I’ll recommend you a TPE packer.

The Easy Squeezy series from Lovehoney is super soft and skin-like which makes it feel like a real flaccid penis in your pants.

A: No, you’ll need an STP packer which is designed so you can Stand To Pee and it’s not meant to be worn all the time.

A: Yes, this can be a real confidence booster if you have a small penis and wish to appear bigger.

My Final Thought About Packer Dildos

If you’ve ever thought about packing but never dared to do it then I highly recommend you to do it. It’s fairly cheap and your purchase from any of the websites that I recommend is done very discreetly.

It can really change who you are in a matter of seconds and boost your confidence to a new level.

You can always contact me with questions in the comments below or send me an email if you have a more personal question at [email protected].

1 Response

  1. I’ll be honest with you, I’m wearing them out. When I was young I sucked my thumb a lot. Now that I’m older, I can’t sleep right unless I’m sucking or suckling a beautiful soft penis while I sleep. I love the 6 and 8 inch ones. I learned how to control my gag reflex so now I can take so much and it gets me so horny. If I ever get to suck a real one I’m so looking forward to someone having orgasims in my mouth I swear. So limp has given this straight man the chance to sleep like a baby all cuddled up with my favorite soft penis securely in my mouth. My wife gets off just watching me sleep suck and I totally get off when she puts it on and fucks my mouth.
    Totally not gay, love my wife and thinks she’s the hottest thing. But pussys…im just not remotely interested in them, it’s that smell, so unappealing to me. Not fair to her but she makes me pay when she ties me up on the message table and puts the 8 on and fucks my face for hours.
    I don’t think of anything else anymore… I just wanna suck all the time. Wake up with it in my mouth and look forward all day to suckling a dick all Nighy long.
    Sorry for going on but Mr.Limpy let’s me suck and suck as much as I want and if a real penis ever does get in my mouth it’s gonna be hard to stop
    Here’s to sleep sucking soft baby

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