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A black dildo is almost a synonym with a large dildo, but that’s not always the case. There are a lot of different ebony dildos with all sorts of features and sizes.
I’ve put my over 10 years of sex toy experience to good use and made this guide to help you get the perfect black dildo for your needs.
The products on the best black dildo list below have all been judged by:
Just to be clear – All the dildos are good and the reason why they are on the best-rated list.
This 9-inch beast of a black dildo has been molded after the pornstar Milan Christopher and it’s made by Fleshlight. You might know them for their high-quality pocket pussies, but they made good dildos as well.
It’s made from the best quality platinum-cured silicone and it looks very realistic and super well-made.
You can enjoy 7.25 inches of length and the circumference is 5.75 inches which is fairly large.
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The Milan Christopher dildo is the definition of a black dildo with its big size and shape.
The feel of the platinum-cured silicone is very good and you’re ready to go after some water-based lubrication.
I recommend the Milan Christopher black dildo if you’re after a big black dildo that looks realistic.
Max Konnor is yet another pornstar that has worked with Fleshlight and made a real-looking dildo.
This black dildo has a huge girth with a circumference of 6.25 inches, so you better be lubed up before you take on Max’s cock!
The entire length is 8.25 inches of which you can enjoy 6.25 inches, the dildo does not include a suction cup, but it can be bought separately.
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I’m a sucker for thick dildos and the Max Konnor dildo is right up my alleyway.
But it’s not just the thickness that I love, the fine details along the balls, shaft, and head make it both thick and realistic.
Overall a great thick black dildo that gave me what I was hoping for when I tested it.
I recommend Max Konnor’s black dildo to you if you’re after a thick black dildo.
The RealCock 2 Dirk is an ultra-realistic dildo designed for an authentic experience.
Featuring advanced triple layering and Sil-Slide™ technology, it mimics the look and feel of real skin. The individual floating testicles add to its lifelike look and feel.
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I’ve had a blast testing the dark version of the Drik dildo from RealCock.
It’s amazing how far we’ve come in terms of what’s possible to do with materials and textures.
It both looks and feels so realistic that it’s hard to imagine that it’s just a dildo.
You are however going to pay for its fine handmade details and triple-layer design.
Is it worth it?
Not if you care about your money, but if you have enough and want the best quality money can buy then get the Dirk Dark edition.
I recommend the Dirk dildo if you want the most realistic-looking and feeling black dildo of all time.
This is a very popular black dildo with over 35,000 sold dildos on Adameve.com and lots of great customer reviews.
It’s a great black beginner dildo that’s not too big or thick and it’s quite cheap compared to other products.
One of the few downsides is the PVC material which can leak an oily substance and it’s not as durable as silicone dildos.
You can enjoy 5.5 inches of this thing and it’s 1.5 inches thick which should be enough for most women and men.
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The All American Whopper looks and feels great for the cheap price it has and that’s properly the reason why it’s one of the bestselling dildos of all time.
I recommend the All-American Black Whopper to you if you want a black cheap beginner dildo.
Okay, I know it’s a bit ridiculous to include a 15-inch huge black dildo on this list, but this massive thing has great reviews, and why the hell not?
This beast weighs almost 3 lbs. and has an insertable length of 13.5 inches and a circumference of 7.5 inches. It does look thin in the pictures, but this is due to the enormous length of it.
The Dark Ride has a large suction cup on the base for hands-free pleasure and it’s made of semi-firm PVC.
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This is NOT for everyone, but there are a few ones out there who love to be filled out and this is for you!
Make sure you warm up before using it and use plenty of water-based lubrication or gel.
I recommend the 13.5-Inch Dick Rambone Black Cock to you if you’re ready to get filled to the max.
This black strap-on dildo from Strap U has a double dildo with vibrators for both you and your sex partner.
Put on the harness and penetrate the smaller dildo (4 inches) and tighten the harness. You’re now ready to use the longer black dildo (6.5 inches) on your partner. Both the dildos have room for a vibrating bullet in the shaft.
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The Strap U set has a lot of cool features that will make you enjoy sex even more.
But the vibrator in you and enjoy pegging or some girl-on-girl action, remember to buy batteries!
I recommend the Strap U black strap-on dildo to you if you’re looking for a black strap-on dildo.
Sold Out: I’ve linked an alternative product below which is amazing for pegging.
A: No, the color has nothing to do with that, it’s entirely the material it’s made from that determines what lubrication you can use.
A general rule is to use water-based products and only use silicone-based when using a hard black dildo made of glass or metal.
A: There is no difference, black people are sometimes referred to as ebony because of ebony woods’ very shining dark brown color.
A: This depends on the material, silicone dildos can be washed with soap or anti-bacterial cream, or you can boil it to clean it.
Black PVC dildos are more porous can you need to clean it with a bit gentler care and you can’t boil it.
PVC sex toys should be stored individually since they can “melt” together if they are stored close together for long periods.
A black dildo should in my mind always be a large dildo so the products on the best list are all rather larger, there are however smaller black dildo options if you want that.
You can always go to our dildo guide and get inspired, there might be a strange new dildo that you never knew existed. If you’re looking for more colorful options then head over to our pride dildos or glass dildos.
I would personally always pick a silicone sex toy for her over other unnatural materials because of the problems with harmful chemicals. That’s why most of the products on the best list are made of platinum-cured silicone which is the best material.
I recommend the Milan Christopher black dildo if you’re after a big black dildo that looks realistic.
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