Yep, a seahorse dildo does exist and it’s super popular, I’m of course talking about the Seahorse dildo from Hankey’s Toys.
You can get the Seahorse dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys in 5 different sizes and the biggest version called the XXXL version is absolutely enormous.
*The link below is directly to Mr. Hankey’s Toys homepage, just click the “Fantasy dildos” and find the Seahorse dildo.
It has been used by some users to compete in how deep they can get it anally. Only one has so far managed to get it balls deep, which feels like an impossible feat.
Below is a picture of a standard soda can for comparison with the largest version.
I would not be even close to managing anything like that and that’s the case for 99% of all users.
There are however 4 smaller versions which to be fair are all quite large, but they are more manageable.
The smallest one is “just” 10 inches (25cm.) long with an insertable length of 8.75 inches (22 cm.) so that should give you an idea of the 4 other models.
The special raised grid that surrounds the shaft of the Seahorse dildo is truly special. The fact that it’s so girthy, to begin with, makes the grid texture much more notable. You can feel every single detail when it goes deeper and deeper inside you.
The base of the dildo is massive and perfect for putting on the floor and using it to sit on. The size makes it either a sit-on dildo or a job for 2, it’s simply too big to hold in one hand and use as a “normal dildo”.
You can buy the Seahorse dildo with a Vac-U-Lock attachment hole if you wish to use it in a fucking machine or with some of the other Vac-U-Lock accessories.
All of Mr. Hankey’s Toys are handmade, which allows them to offer custom orders. There are 4 ways you can make it suit your style and preferences and that’s:
What you should choose is entirely up to your experience level, but the vast majority should pick the small Seahorse dildo in medium firmness.
*The link above is directly to Mr. Hankey’s Toys homepage, just click the “Fantasy dildos” and find the Seahorse dildo.
You’re left with the smallest selection possible, with only one product in existence. There are however a few great alternatives that have a huge size and animal/sci-fi shape.
Let’s take a look at some seahorse dildo alternatives:
You might have seen some of the videos where people compete with each other to get a seahorse dildo as deep inside as possible, but remember, that’s not the average user.
It might look sexy in its own way, but it takes a lot of training to be able to handle something like the Seahorse XXXL.
If you’re in doubt, then go for the small version which is still pretty big compared to “normal” dildos.
The seahorse dildo is made with the finest quality platinum-cured silicone and a thick water-based lube works perfectly with it. It can and will properly get messy due to the sheer amount of lube required.
Please don’t use silicone-based lube, that can ruin the surface and it’s not a cheap dildo by any means.
Dildos are very easy to clean, but the seahorse dildo’s texture and grid design make it a bit more challenging. Body fluids and lube can get stuck behind the raised grid that covers the entire dildo shaft.
Give it a good wash in soap water and use some kind of soft brush to get in all the small cracks. Remember the Vac-U-Lock hole, if you bought one with that feature, it’s a dirt magnet and often overlooked.
The seahorse dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a true work of art, the raised grid on the shaft makes it a unique experience to use.
Make sure that you take a good look at the sizes of the different models since they are freaking huge.
If you’re ready to challenge yourself size wise then you’ve come to the right place. People come back for bigger and bigger models as they progress, it’s simply an amazing dildo.
You can find all the specifications on mrhankeystoys.com and find the perfect size for you.
I recommend the Seahorse dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys if you’re into sea monsters and wish to expand your horizon and holes.
*The link above is directly to Mr. Hankey’s Toys homepage, just click the “Fantasy dildos” and find the Seahorse dildo.
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